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Month: July 2018

Siamese Dreams

3
July 21, 2018

You’ll remember that poor Zoë died last Wednesday, and we’ve been adjusting to her absence ever since. It’s strange how many times through the day you’ll expect to see a lost pet. For example, coming from upstairs to down, if Zoë wasn’t with us on the bed, it was a given she’d be found sitting on the edge of the dining room rug, awaiting her next feeding. And when I arrived to find her there, I’d always say, “Hello, Zoë” in the manner of Jerry Seinfeld saying, “Hello, Newman.” It was just a thing. Anyway, you really start to count these instances up. Sad. Happy. Sad. Wistful. Etc . . .

Then came Monday. It was spitting rain all morning, so I delayed my start and brewed a second pot of coffee and just took in the day. Around 10 o’clock, I wandered out to the front door and looked out into the yard to find . . . a Siamese cat out there. I kid you not. I went out and tried to coax him over, but he wouldn’t cover the last fifteen feet or so between us. I went back in to get a dish of food for him, but when I came back he’d gone and the rain had returned. I told Dr. Evil about it, but she hadn’t see him. I thought I might be going a little loco. What are the odds of a Siamese cat wandering across our property in the middle of nowhere? Slim, I think. I left the food dish out and found that it had been emptied a while later. But we often feed Napoleon (the cat, not the emperor), so that wasn’t unexpected. Later in the afternoon I was able to point out the little guy to Dr. Evil, just before he disappeared into the brush. As is my wont, I worried about the guy and kept an eye out for him all of Tuesday, but never saw him again.

On Wednesday morning, I woke up remembering a dream I’d had just prior to waking up, and I told Dr. Evil all about it, because who isn’t fascinated by someone else’s dream? The short version is that the wayward Siamese came to us, and I was able to somehow divine his name: T49. I then left for Charleston (oh, the exciting life I lead!), and about halfway there received a text from Dr. Evil featuring a photo of the littlest Siamese. He came back, and she was able to coax him into eating. He was still sticking around when I returned home, and seemed fearless of me, even in my big boots. He ate and ate, and napped and napped, and with evening coming on, I opened the door to see if he’d be bold enough to come into the house. He was so brave. And here’s where it gets spooky again: he went directly to the spot where Zoë died, and curled into a cat doughnut and fell asleep.

The extra spooky detail? Just before I woke on the morning Zoë died, I dreamt that she did, and very much as she did.

We’ve continued to feed this little kitten, and on Friday I took him to the vet to get checked out. Guess what. Not a kitten. By the looks of his teeth, the vet estimated his age at around seven years. He weighed in that morning at a hair over three pounds. He’s on a whole mess of medicines now and appears to be putting on weight. My read is that someone dumped him on our country road. I hate people. Except you, readers, except you.

We’ve decided that we probably won’t be keeping the nameless cat, but we are going to get him healthy. It’s the least we can do, and it feels like we’ve been chosen somehow.

Uncategorized Dreams, Farm, Pets

Amazon’s Apparently Amorous

0
July 20, 2018

I was looking at chain harrows on Amazon, mostly just to get a sense of the price range and I noticed this midway through the page:

Well now, Amazon. Either that algorithm is all kindsa confused, or there’s a very different way of harrowing a field.

I’ll be back soon with information on the stray cat, right now, Imma go look for harrow videos on Youtube.

Stay frosty.

Uncategorized Amazon, Farm, Farming

Observation

0
July 12, 2018

Observation: Hummingbirds eat sugar water, also poop sugar water*.

* I presume it’s sugar water, but I haven’t actually tasted it.  Yet.

 

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Gone Girl

3
July 11, 2018

I’ve been long absent from the site, and I do apologize to all my raving fans, clicking refresh until blisters form on their poor fingertips.

It’s been busy around here. Mowing the grass is an every fourth day event for as long as it keeps raining once in a while, and I’m still scurrying over to Charleston when I can to work on/empty the old crib. Recently, though, I added a new skill: haymaking. You may be familiar with the large round bales of hay seen dotting fields around this time of year, but around these parts (between our property and that of Dr. Evil’s folks), we don’t do it that way, for round bales require round BALERS, of which we have none. No friends, we did it the old fashioned way. On Thursday, we used the tractor and a bushhog to cut down the grass in one part of one field, then left it to dry until Saturday. Come Saturday, my job was to trail the tractor driven by Dr. Evil’s father, as he raked the now-dried hay up, and to clean out the rake every 20 feet or so, then neaten up the resulting piles of hay. Lotsa walking, but not too bad. Then once all the hay had been raked, it was not my job to assist loading the hay piles onto a buck rake on the front of the tractor. Oh, wait, did I tell you it was 109 degrees out, in a still, shadeless field? Because it was. Oy. But, we got it collected and put up in the hay bay, plenty of fodder for the horses should this coming winter be harsh. They’ll get some, regardless, but I believe the key point is to have more than you may need.

Which brings us to the sad news. Zoë the Cat is gone. She had developed a new habit of arising very early (sometimes 4AM, sometimes somewhat later) and just howl, howl, howling. For those of you unfamiliar with the howling abilities of the Siamese cat, suffice to say, they are impressive. She demanded exit from our bed early this morning, then around 8:15 let out a pretty good string of cat obscenities from downstairs. We figured she was swearing at Napoleon, a pretty cool cat who “belongs” to Dr. Evil’s folks. Alas, that was not the case. We went to investigate and found her collapsed in front of the front door, unable to right herself. It was apparent that the end was near, and I feel strangely fortunate to have been there for her at her end. She lay between me and Dr. Evil for her last few minutes and surrendered around 8:30. I will take my cue from her and cuss the hell out of the Grim Reaper when he eventually comes for me.

I count myself as lucky to have been able—without the demands of commerce—to dig her a proper grave. It was square and even and well-placed, and she will rest within sight of the desk from which I now write.

Our house is now very empty. The girls have gone off to school and beyond. The pets are no more. This whole life thing, man. I just don’t know.

Take care of yourselves, your others, and your furry friends.

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